Jokes
Ah Seng wants to make love with Ah Lian but he is afraid that Ah
Lian will get pregnant, so he approaches his friend Ah Beng for
advice. Ah Beng said "Aiya, very easy one lah. Nah, take this packet
of condoms and follow the instructions, nothing will happen one." So Ah
Seng takes the condom and at night makes love with Ah Lian.Two
months later, Ah Seng comes to look for Ah Beng and tells him that
Ah Lian is pregnant. "Cannot be what, did you follow the
instructions or not?" asks Ah Beng. "Na -bei! Got lah. The box says
"Stretch the condom over organ before intercourse, I got no organ,
so I stretch it over my piano loh."
Ah Beng to a long-distance telephone operator: "Could you please
tell me the time difference between Taipei and Las Vegas?"
Operator: "Just a minute........."
Ah Beng: "Thank You," and puts down the phone | 
